Going Out Hot with Zach Galifianakis

Can I say something that's gonna come across as, um, strip not it's just gonna I was looking at your legs, do you put Nair or Neet on them?

I was, uh, I was a lower leg model for years.

Right. And your feet?

Lower legs. No, they did my feet never, uh, my feet never really took off.

Should I leave?

Yeah, could you?

Yeah, I will. Young Hollywood, you've done it again. What's up guys? Nicky Novak here in the Young Hollywood Studio with the funniest man in showbiz, Zach Galifianakis. You look like you're looking around for him.

I wasn't looking for him. You're a funny person. I actually meant you.

Oh, oh, you did?

I did. Uh, this is live, right?

Um, do you want it to be?

Yeah, I was hoping this was going out hot, as they say in the business.

Do things change if it goes hot?

It needs to go out hot.

It does?

Yeah.

Really? You know you know business terms, right? This is my first day.

Oh, it is?

Yeah. You're my first interview ever.

Oh, really?

Yeah. Oh. I'm a nice Canadian girl. I know you're a nice Greek boy.

What part of Canada?

Toronto. Heard of it?

I was I know everything I know everything about Canada. Ask me anything.

What's the name of our Prime Minister?

Stephen Harper.

Oh my gosh. He's correct. Ask me any Canadian question. I know my provinces. I know my

How's that possible?

Don't worry about it. Was that all in research for the movie? For Puss in Boots? Yeah. I'm trying to create a segue.

Oh, I'm trying to You have to segue.

Yes. It's my first one. I do have to segue.

They are the same boots I wore when you betrayed me.

Betrayed you? You left me cracked in pieces on a bridge, surrounded by soldiers. They wrote a song about it. If you could egg anybody's house, who would it be?

Dick Cheney.

Yeah! And if you could if you could eat eggs with anybody, living or dead, past or present, Um,

If I could eat eggs with anybody, I would like to eat eggs with uh, the Pope. Not because of the eggs, just because I have a lot of questions for him.

Don't you have a farm?

I do.

Do you have chickens on your farm?

No. Uh, donkeys. That's my newest addition to the farm.

Good Good good lays. Donkeys?

Yeah.

Good lays?

Uh, I don't know what you heard. Chickens, not eggs. No, I was making a sex joke about donkeys, but you can edit that stuff out. This is Young Hollywood, right?

No, it's live. You requested hot.

Oh, shoot. Can I say something that's gonna come across as um, strip not it's just gonna I was looking at your legs, do you put Nair or Neet on them? Cuz they're really smooth.

Why are you looking to smooth them out though? No, they're really smooth and I I have to say Canadian You looked like you wanted to touch them for a second, but I might get in a lot of trouble for that.

No, I don't want to I don't want to. But Canadian people have good skin. Really I'm just complimenting you have really nice knees.

It's the lack of sun.

Yeah. Thank you.

Yeah, but you have really good knees. I heard that your knees aren't too bad either in your former modeling days that you were discussing before we started the show.

I was, uh, I was a lower leg model for years.

Right. And your feet?

Lower legs. No, they did my feet never, uh, my feet never really took off. They have, uh, really gross manicured snails.

I love that you're cracking up.

I'm love yeah, they're my my own horrible humor.

Yeah, me too. So we have a little gift for you. We don't want you to leave empty handed. We have Only half a dozen. We couldn't afford a dozen. From Ralph's? You know. Okay. They're not the organic. Sorry. Oh gosh, are we going to start throwing them? Nope. Just making sure. Nope. We'll put these over here. And if I give these to you, you're not allowed to talk about the Bean Club, okay?

All right. First rule of Bean Club, you do not talk about Bean Club. It's between you and I. Okay. You know. It is from Ralph's too.

Yeah, we broke out the best stuff for you. A generic brand. It is a little bit. We should have updated a little bit. Not top quality. Well, thanks for coming in.

Well, I'm not done.

Okay, go ahead. Is that the camera?

Yeah. Who who is your viewership? Who who which kind of what kind of person looks at this?

Anywhere between six and 65. Age, that's the ages. Not the amount of people. No. Young people watch it. Two billion something like that. Yeah.

Two billion. Uh, young people out there that are watching this, listen, take my advice. Clean your room. Listen to your parents, read books, and wash your feet. And don't curse. I didn't mean to curse. Respect your elders and respect women. And don't talk about their legs. Gosh, especially when they're nice Canadian girls. Yeah. They are really nice. I mean, I'm specifically talking about your knees.

Should I leave?

Yeah, could you?

Yeah. I will. Young Hollywood, you've done it again.