Andy Samberg & Rashida Jones on Dating, Butt-Dialing, and Bieber

I've accidentally rolled over on my phone in the bedroom and suddenly I got a message of You getting busy? Yeah. That's awesome.

That's awesome.

It was uh not appropriate.

What's up guys? Nicky Novak here in the Young Hollywood studio with Rashida Jones and Andy Samberg.

Yeah! It was a German reference to the film. How did I do?

Very good. I think it sounded more Austrian, like I was from the Alps or something.

No. There was some Russian in there but in a- in a way that I appreciated. I thought it was very Teutonic.

Good, good. Well, I wanted to do, you know, homage to the film. I love that word.

You two had it nailed. First of all, I'm a groupie. Wanna let you guys know. Yeah. So, the after party at the premiere last night. I need to get one of those.

Well, yes, well, you can have it. It's like the Lance Armstrong one except nothing happens.

Except nobody gets helped.

That's so cool. That's so nice.

Here's one in case you didn't get one last night. And just because we like to give gifts in the Young Hollywood studio, and we know you guys went through a lot of chapstick in the film. From Sephora. It was free, but I thought I'd give it to you guys anyway. There's two in there.

Do you want us to do us to do things to it?

Sure, if you'd like.

I will never promote Sephora.

Yes, it's hilarious.

No, it's not about. I will never promote Sephora.

What do you mean?

Their politics are weird, man. Look, we can we have one each for our.

You each have your own. You can't share this.

Oh my goodness. Oh my. Just Get in on this. Oh, that's weird. It's solid. What is this? This lip stuff. Yours is tinted. I think this is actually a dog's penis.

So cute.

That's a product now? Sephora selling tiny dog penis. What are you going to do?

It's actually very expensive stuff.

It is, can I, I'm going to keep these.

Oh, well, this is for you.

Thank you. I love these.

What are you two doing? What do you mean? What do you mean? You guys have been separated for six months. You're getting divorced. And you spend every day together as if like it's no big deal.

We are separated and we're friends. This is the perfect breakup.

Sorry.

Are you so angry?

Yeah, she is uber angry.

Yeah. It's not the typical romantic comedy. And I know that you wanted to approach the film with a fresh take.

Yes.

So, how was it? How did you approach it? How did you go about doing that?

I, you know, we wanted to tell a story that's been told many times before, so really the only way to do that is to try to offer some new perspective.

And add in lip balm.

And add some like masturbation of Inanimate objects. Come on.

Well.

And other things.

What? That didn't make it into the film.

Yeah. Photographer. The photographer scene. Yes.

I didn't do it.

No, you didn't. Oh, he yeah. He did it from the south. But that actually, we were talking before started ruling, it has happened apparently to a lot of females. It's happened to me. It's happened to me. You need to see Celeste and Jesse Forever to understand what we're talking about, but it is quite awkward. Very awkward.

It's happened to it. Alone or with other people?

No, I don't have the the stones to do it with a lady.

On a first date, mine was a first date by the way.

Was it really? And how much kissing was there before some things got inappropriate?

Like a little bit. Not enough to justify the next action.

Yeah, mine was about five seconds.

Yeah. Yeah, me too. And I, I'm actually in real life not to be too graphic, ended up with me just kind of like like sitting three feet away just watching it finish.

Watching it finish.

When you pull that move, you become an it.

Yeah, for sure.

Animal savage.

This is going to be hard to believe, but but I met another person.

Wait, what?

I'm so sorry, Celeste. Are you okay?

I'm totally fine.

Uh-oh. Are you having regrets about Jesse?

What? No.

Did you even know he was seeing someone? He barely knows her. He's so in love. This is about a girl. I'm not gay.

No, I know. I meant a boy.

In the film, you guys are divorced in the beginning, but you're still really good friends, but you are still sort of harboring feelings. Yeah. In life has that happened to you guys? Like where you know somebody wants you and you're friends but you just pretend it's not there. Just to sort of maintain the friendship.

No.

Um, yes. I think as a woman, I think all women have to do that at some point in their lives, right? Yes. Cuz guys wanna have sex with everything. Or they want to know it's a possibility. Right, right. They don't want to have it just be nipped in the bud. Right. Kind of thing.

Yeah, that's not me.

What no, so what is you?

Have sex with you both of you. Please have sex with.

So, we wanna play a little game with you guys.

Uh-oh.

It's called, Have you ever? Okay. Okay. Are you guys ready?

Yeah.

Andy looks very nervous.

I'm not ready but I'm gonna do it anyway.

Okay. Have you ever pocket dialed somebody accidentally talked crap about them and gotten caught?

Yes.

No, but I've accidentally rolled over on my phone in the bedroom and suddenly I got a message of You getting busy? Yeah. That's awesome.

That's awesome.

It was uh not appropriate.

Oh, so you called somebody? So you called them with your butt? It was you called a work person.

It was no, it was a relative of the girl I was with.

Oh!

But luckily, a chill relative.

Or a really pervy relative.

A uh the the story that came back was they started listening to the message. And they were like, Is she okay? What's going on? Oh, no. And turned it off and deleted it. I mean, so like I didn't She must think that they just didn't sit there and listen. It's when they listened for 10 minutes and you see how long the call was, you're like, oh my God. What's wrong with that person?

Okay. I'm sure the call wasn't very long. Have you Wow. Afternoon delight. Have you ever styled your hair to look like Justin Bieber? Like aside from right now?

Somebody somebody on Twitter. Ash does. Somebody on Twitter said that I had hair like Justin Bieber. I like that website of like lesbians that look like Justin Bieber.

But his hair changed since then.

It has changed. He's more thing.

Which is addressed in the movie.

It is. It's totally. Yeah. That movie for when we shot it is still incredibly current.

I know. We tracked Justin Bieber's hair trajectory.

You did. Your character is a trend forecaster. You are. You've forecasted many trends. That's still hasn't come true. You're prophetic. You're very prophetic. Have you ever dated a Gap model? This is a trick question, Rashida.

Oh. Have I dated? Well, I was a Gap model.

Exactly. So, did I date myself?

Yeah, I just dated myself because that was a long time ago. You know what I'm saying?

Hey. You dated yourself. That was great word play. Unfortunately, I got to wrap you guys. I loved having you guys here.

Oh. Wait, can I date myself? This is how much.

Yes, you can.

I'm gonna date myself real quick. Okay. Anybody see the latest Thundercats? Anybody see the last Three's Company? Just dated myself.

How'd it go?

It felt weird.

Loved having you guys here. Celeste and Jesse Forever. Y'all peep it in a cinema.