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Comedy Central Stars Reveal Their Funniest Pick-Up Lines

Comedy Central Stars Reveal Their Funniest Pick-Up Lines

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If you're in need of a good laugh, look no further than Comedy Central's Press Day! YH heads to the event to catch up with network stars including Trevor Noah, Hasan Minhaj, Jillian Bell, Reggie Watts, Jim Jefferies, James Davis, Charlotte Newhouse, Desi Lydic, Roy Wood Jr., Quinn Hawking, Josiah Johnson, and Anthony Atamanuik to get their thoughts on pick-up lines and what/who they consider to be the best TV shows and fellow comedians ever!

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Hey guys, it's Audrey hanging out with some of your favorite Comedy Central stars and playing a game of funniest ever.

Young Hollywood

Funniest pickup line ever.

Jillian Bell

That you've heard.

Jillian Bell

Funniest pickup line that I've ever heard.

Jillian Bell

Uh, funniest pickup line.

Jillian Bell

Hmm.

Jillian Bell

I've heard I've heard bad pickup lines.

Young Hollywood

Yes, bad pickup.

Jillian Bell

They're all bad though.

Jillian Bell

Bad pickup lines.

Jillian Bell

Do you know like did it hurt?

Jillian Bell

Well, when you fell from heaven.

Jillian Bell

Uh Is that a mirror in your pants?

Jillian Bell

Cuz I can see myself in them.

Jillian Bell

Oh my gosh, I'm sorry my dog is missing.

Jillian Bell

Have you seen a dog?

Jillian Bell

No.

Jillian Bell

Um, I'm just joking.

Jillian Bell

My dog isn't missing, I'm an actress.

Jillian Bell

Hi.

Jillian Bell

I'm Jillian Bell.

Jillian Bell

How do you like your eggs in the morning?

Jillian Bell

fertilized or unfertilized?

Guest

I remember growing up there was this one that you'd always see on TV like someone would be like, hey, let me check the tag on your shirt.

Guest

Oh, made in heaven.

Guest

But the one I like that one.

Guest

My friend of mine actually did try to do that.

Guest

He was just like the girl was like, what are you doing?

Guest

And he's like, I'm sorry.

Guest

It worked on The Fresh Prince. Second guest: Funniest pickup line. Second guest: Um Hey, hey, how you doing?

Young Hollywood

Does it work? Second guest: Yeah. Second guest: Hasen told me one. Second guest: Can I try it out on you?

Young Hollywood

Okay. Second guest: Can I check your tag, please? Second guest: It's right. Second guest: Made in Heaven. Second guest: Oh, wow. Second guest: What's your favorite state? Second guest: I know Tennessee, 'cause you're the only ten I see. Second guest: I like that one, 'cause it's kind of punny. Second guest: Yeah.

Guest

I I wasn't even like I had no feelings towards a person.

Guest

If they did that, I would be empty that person.

Guest

I would set out to destroy them in life.

Guest

I'm a coward.

Guest

I don't really use pick up lines.

Guest

Like my my move to like flirt with a woman is to just show up to the Starbucks that she works at every day for four years and then hopefully she notices me.

Guest

Though that feels like a felony.

Guest

That feels like stalking.

Young Hollywood

Two more.

Young Hollywood

Funniest show ever besides yours.

Jillian Bell

Funniest show ever.

Jillian Bell

That's tough.

Jillian Bell

I'm going to go with South Park for me. Second guest: Impractical Jokers. Second guest: Oh. Second guest: She introduced me to that and I do enjoy that.

Guest

I'm still I'm still going to have to go with Seinfeld or um there's a show called Summer Heights High.

Guest

Past, Martin, on Fox.

Guest

Present, Always Sunny in Philadelphia.

Guest

Um, and I believe that Atlanta on FX is the future. Second guest: Rick and Morty. Second guest: That's a funny show. Second guest: I have not laughed harder at anything than than that. Second guest: That is like my absolute that's the cream of the crop. Second guest: That's where humanity has evolved. Second guest: Like when when aliens come down they should look at that show and they wouldn't destroy us.

Jillian Bell

I would say the funniest show that really brought me into comedy was Beavis and Butt-Head.

Jillian Bell

My mother used to make me watch it with her.

Guest

1A, 1B, Friends, Martin.

Young Hollywood

I like that.

Young Hollywood

And funniest comedian ever.

Young Hollywood

Do you have a favorite?

Jillian Bell

Uh, for me it's about comedic actresses and uh Carol Burnett was my favorite growing up.

Guest

Um, Dave Chappelle. Second guest: Here it taught. Second guest: George Carlin was one of my favorite things in America, but he's dead now. Second guest: So I'd have to say George Carlin specials. Second guest: Because him as a person's useless right now. Second guest: Just useless.

Guest

Richard Pryor.

Young Hollywood

Nice.

Young Hollywood

Yeah.

Young Hollywood

Nice.

Young Hollywood

Can I Can it be a a collective like a group?

Jillian Bell

Yes, sure.

Jillian Bell

There's no rules here. Second guest: Okay. Second guest: Monty Python.

Young Hollywood

Okay.

Young Hollywood

Nice.

Guest

I think in my mind, it would be a tie between Dave Chappelle and Neil Brennan, who are creators of The Chappelle Show.

Jillian Bell

You got to give me a tie between Chris Rock and George Carlin. Second guest: I'll go Dave Chappelle. Second guest: I'll go Dave Chappelle. Second guest: Yeah.

Young Hollywood

Hassan said the same thing.

Young Hollywood

I gotta go with Chappelle.

Young Hollywood

Just 'cause he's Yeah, he's Chappelle.

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PEOPLE MENTIONED

  • Trevor Noah

    Comedy Central star interviewed

  • Hasan Minhaj

    Comedy Central star interviewed

  • Jillian Bell

    Comedy Central star interviewed

  • Reggie Watts

    Comedy Central star interviewed

  • Jim Jefferies

    Comedy Central star interviewed

  • James Davis

    Comedy Central star interviewed

  • Charlotte Newhouse

    Comedy Central star interviewed

  • Desi Lydic

    Comedy Central star interviewed

  • Roy Wood Jr.

    Comedy Central star interviewed

  • Quinn Hawking

    Comedy Central star interviewed

  • Josiah Johnson

    Comedy Central star interviewed

  • Anthony Atamanuik

    Comedy Central star interviewed

FAQ

Which Comedy Central stars were interviewed about pick-up lines?+
Trevor Noah, Hasan Minhaj, Jillian Bell, Reggie Watts, Jim Jefferies, James Davis, Charlotte Newhouse, Desi Lydic, Roy Wood Jr., Quinn Hawking, Josiah Johnson, and Anthony Atamanuik were interviewed.
What TV shows did the comedians mention as their funniest ever?+
Comedians mentioned South Park, Impractical Jokers, Seinfeld, Summer Heights High, Martin, Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Atlanta, Rick and Morty, Beavis and Butt-Head, and Friends.
Who did the Comedy Central stars pick as the funniest comedians ever?+
Comedians chose Carol Burnett, Dave Chappelle, George Carlin, Richard Pryor, Monty Python, Neil Brennan, and Chris Rock as the funniest ever.
What was Jillian Bell's pick-up line?+
Jillian Bell's pick-up line was, 'How do you like your eggs in the morning? Fertilized or unfertilized?'

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