Comedy Central Stars Reveal Their Funniest Pick-Up Lines

Comedy Central Stars Reveal Their Funniest Pick-Up Lines
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If you're in need of a good laugh, look no further than Comedy Central's Press Day! YH heads to the event to catch up with network stars including Trevor Noah, Hasan Minhaj, Jillian Bell, Reggie Watts, Jim Jefferies, James Davis, Charlotte Newhouse, Desi Lydic, Roy Wood Jr., Quinn Hawking, Josiah Johnson, and Anthony Atamanuik to get their thoughts on pick-up lines and what/who they consider to be the best TV shows and fellow comedians ever!
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Hey guys, it's Audrey hanging out with some of your favorite Comedy Central stars and playing a game of funniest ever.
Funniest pickup line ever.
That you've heard.
Funniest pickup line that I've ever heard.
Uh, funniest pickup line.
Hmm.
I've heard I've heard bad pickup lines.
Yes, bad pickup.
They're all bad though.
Bad pickup lines.
Do you know like did it hurt?
Well, when you fell from heaven.
Uh Is that a mirror in your pants?
Cuz I can see myself in them.
Oh my gosh, I'm sorry my dog is missing.
Have you seen a dog?
No.
Um, I'm just joking.
My dog isn't missing, I'm an actress.
Hi.
I'm Jillian Bell.
How do you like your eggs in the morning?
fertilized or unfertilized?
I remember growing up there was this one that you'd always see on TV like someone would be like, hey, let me check the tag on your shirt.
Oh, made in heaven.
But the one I like that one.
My friend of mine actually did try to do that.
He was just like the girl was like, what are you doing?
And he's like, I'm sorry.
It worked on The Fresh Prince. Second guest: Funniest pickup line. Second guest: Um Hey, hey, how you doing?
Does it work? Second guest: Yeah. Second guest: Hasen told me one. Second guest: Can I try it out on you?
Okay. Second guest: Can I check your tag, please? Second guest: It's right. Second guest: Made in Heaven. Second guest: Oh, wow. Second guest: What's your favorite state? Second guest: I know Tennessee, 'cause you're the only ten I see. Second guest: I like that one, 'cause it's kind of punny. Second guest: Yeah.
I I wasn't even like I had no feelings towards a person.
If they did that, I would be empty that person.
I would set out to destroy them in life.
I'm a coward.
I don't really use pick up lines.
Like my my move to like flirt with a woman is to just show up to the Starbucks that she works at every day for four years and then hopefully she notices me.
Though that feels like a felony.
That feels like stalking.
Two more.
Funniest show ever besides yours.
Funniest show ever.
That's tough.
I'm going to go with South Park for me. Second guest: Impractical Jokers. Second guest: Oh. Second guest: She introduced me to that and I do enjoy that.
I'm still I'm still going to have to go with Seinfeld or um there's a show called Summer Heights High.
Past, Martin, on Fox.
Present, Always Sunny in Philadelphia.
Um, and I believe that Atlanta on FX is the future. Second guest: Rick and Morty. Second guest: That's a funny show. Second guest: I have not laughed harder at anything than than that. Second guest: That is like my absolute that's the cream of the crop. Second guest: That's where humanity has evolved. Second guest: Like when when aliens come down they should look at that show and they wouldn't destroy us.
I would say the funniest show that really brought me into comedy was Beavis and Butt-Head.
My mother used to make me watch it with her.
1A, 1B, Friends, Martin.
I like that.
And funniest comedian ever.
Do you have a favorite?
Uh, for me it's about comedic actresses and uh Carol Burnett was my favorite growing up.
Um, Dave Chappelle. Second guest: Here it taught. Second guest: George Carlin was one of my favorite things in America, but he's dead now. Second guest: So I'd have to say George Carlin specials. Second guest: Because him as a person's useless right now. Second guest: Just useless.
Richard Pryor.
Nice.
Yeah.
Nice.
Can I Can it be a a collective like a group?
Yes, sure.
There's no rules here. Second guest: Okay. Second guest: Monty Python.
Okay.
Nice.
I think in my mind, it would be a tie between Dave Chappelle and Neil Brennan, who are creators of The Chappelle Show.
You got to give me a tie between Chris Rock and George Carlin. Second guest: I'll go Dave Chappelle. Second guest: I'll go Dave Chappelle. Second guest: Yeah.
Hassan said the same thing.
I gotta go with Chappelle.
Just 'cause he's Yeah, he's Chappelle.
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PEOPLE MENTIONED
- Trevor Noah
Comedy Central star interviewed
- Hasan Minhaj
Comedy Central star interviewed
- Jillian Bell
Comedy Central star interviewed
- Reggie Watts
Comedy Central star interviewed
- Jim Jefferies
Comedy Central star interviewed
- James Davis
Comedy Central star interviewed
- Charlotte Newhouse
Comedy Central star interviewed
- Desi Lydic
Comedy Central star interviewed
- Roy Wood Jr.
Comedy Central star interviewed
- Quinn Hawking
Comedy Central star interviewed
- Josiah Johnson
Comedy Central star interviewed
- Anthony Atamanuik
Comedy Central star interviewed
FAQ
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What TV shows did the comedians mention as their funniest ever?+
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