Kevin Federline

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K Fed." We will miss you. You started off humbly enough, as backup dancer for Pink, Michael Jackson, and Justin Timberlake. You had a brief modeling stint with the San Francisco-based Blue Marlin clothing company that looks like it won't last long. Your first rap single, PopoZo, released on New Years 2006, was called by music trade magazine Billboard "a monument to mediocrity." You finally released your debut album, Playing with Fire, on October 31, 2006, via your own record label "Federation Records,but nobody seems to be buying it. Wait, how do you we know who you are again?" Oh yeah Brittany. As I recall, she was a mega pop star who destroyed her career upon taking nuptials with you, the critical moment when she transformed from Pop Diva into Pop Tart, relegating her daily chores to making distasteful home movies and trailer trash babies. Maybe she wants her MOJO back. It was announced on November 7, 2006 that Spears has filed for divorce from you, citing irreconcilable differences. Kevin, you were in Toronto when you received the news via a text message." Ouch a text message. You won't be able to rap about that big bank account anymore, or that famous wife, or even all that expensive herb you've been smoking, but perhaps it you can rap about trying to find a new job. I heard Vanilla Ice is hiring.