Angelina Jolie is beyond famous. Just, beyond.

There are few females in the world that inspire the type of wildly speculative international press reports about her every (alleged) whim and fancy, the oversaturated media attention devoted to her uterus, or such rabid fanatical fandom as Miss Jolie.

Nor is there an international superstar who draws such controversy, at least in the world of celebrity gossip. Naysayers purport her to be an insatiable attention seeker, claiming everything from her ever-expanding family to her charitable endeavors are nothing more than a ploy for publicity.

Either way, people go absolutely catnip crazy over her.

Seriously, I take my life in my hands by even suggesting that she is a divisive character. I'm not saying anything bad about this fine lady. Her devoted fan base, or Angeloonies as they're often called, don't mess around. I'm a little scared of them to be honest and therefore had a couple cocktails to calm my nerves before writing this article.

Hey, alcohol gets the creative juices flowing! That's my story and I'm sticking to it. Vodka is my friend. So take your best shot, Angeloonies! I can't feel a thing.

Besides, I'm not one of those catty celebrity bloggers who take delight in ripping famous people to shreds. And last time I checked it's a free country. If I was richer than God and had a hot piece like Brad Pitt at my side, I'd adopt a small country of kids to call my own if I so pleased. They'd be well taken care of and much better off than potentially dying due to starvation or some horrible crap like that. If I could make a six-figure donation to the charity of my choice, you can bet your butt I'd alert the media. Deserving non-profit receives much needed funding? That's uplifting shizz right there. The kind of news people need to hear more often. So there.

That's my take on the whole mystical Angelina Jolie phenomenon. For more intoxicating showbiz fun, get your daily dose right here! This week we're doing Pharrell, Metro Station, stylish green grocery bags and more!

Word.
-Wes