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It’s the beginning of the end, Twihards. Savor these moments like a tall, warm glass of Type O negative.

 

The first official teaser trailer for the last installment of the Twilight Saga, Breaking Dawn – Part 2, has finally arrived, and though I haven’t read a single book or watched a single second of any of the films, I am bound by my duty to relay this information to you and make sense of it to the best of my ability. I am aware that 99% of the people reading/watching this are already quite familiar with what’s supposed to go down in this flick, so this is for the 1%-ers.

 

Okay, here goes – Kristen Stewart is a vampire now, and she’s pretty psyched about it. She and Robert Pattinson even have a daughter. Taylor Lautner seems okay with this, even though in past films(trailers), he’s seemed pretty bitter about the whole KStew-likes-vamps-better thing. But some people who aren’t very happy about the Stewart-Pattinson offspring are the creepy Supreme Overlord Vampire Council or whatever. Seems the happy undead couple broke some sort of law. Looks like the vamps and the werewolves are gonna have to put their differences aside, put their shirts back on, and fight together for a common cause. Which, I guess, is to protect Kristen and Rob’s daughter. She must be super special and stuff.

 

Feast your red eyes, kiddies!

 

 

 

Twilight: Breaking Dawn – Part 2 hit theatres and breaks hearts on November 16.

 

 

- Katie Marzullo, YH Staff Editor

katie@younghollywood.com