- Published on Tuesday, May 15 2012
- Written by Rita Korkounian
Do you know what season it is? Let me give you a little hint: Vince Vaughn and Owen Wilson. Yes, friends, it’s wedding season, which means wedding-crashing season! Time to bust out that chic little cocktail dress or that spiffy tux! If you’re a bridesmaid (and have 27 dresses), well, honey, alls I got to say is, join the club! Always a bridesmaid, never a bride, waving her hands loud and proud over here! And if you are a bride- or groom-to-be, my happiest and most heartfelt blessings to you on this exciting new journey!
Weddings -- you learn to love them! Be it your own, a family member's, friend's, friend’s brother’s cousin’s aunt’s uncle’s grandmother’s first cousin... they’re all relative! What’s not to love? First of all, there is cake, and you know how I feel about cake! And then there is the awesome dance music, alcohol, great company, jolly married couple, an abundance of love with more to spare, and an extra splash of alcohol on top! So, any of you have a wedding party I could crash? Plus, it’s the best place to meet that potential someone!
Why all this talk about weddings? Well, I’m sure you all heard about Brangelina’s recent engagement. I mean, six kids and seven years later... it was about time! It’s like an eternity in Hollywood years! I’m glad they’re finally tying the knot and I’m anxious to see how their wedding details unfold. I predict... okay, my crystal ball tells me, it’s going to be an intimate, low-key affair, but who knows! I can only hope, dream, and live vicariously through their lavish nuptials. And let’s hope Angelina’s leg makes her much-awaited, noteworthy appearance!
Whether you are crashing the next wedding party, just got engaged like Brad and Angie, are part of the bridal crew, or are making the walk down the aisle at your own ceremony, I wish you all a lifetime of love and happiness! Salut!
- Rita Korkounian, YH Staff
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