'Expendables 2' Trailer Like a Shot of Steroids to the Eyeballs

'Expendables 2' Trailer Like a Shot of Steroids to the Eyeballs

: Published on Thursday, May 03 2012; Written by Katie Marzullo

The latest trailer for The Expendables 2 was released today. In this sequel to the 2010 action film, the gang reunites for…

Oh who cares?! GUNS, ACTIONS STARS, and SARCASTIC ONE-LINERS! That’s all you need to know.

Seriously, this flick looks like a dare as to how much testosterone can possibly be packed into one movie. Starring just about every major action movie star in the last 30 years – Schwarzenegger, Stallone, Statham, Van Damme, Lundgren, Willis, Li, and even Chuck Friggin’ Norris, to name a few – just watching this movie will make your chest spontaneously grow hair and grease itself. Yes, even women.

Apparently, there really is a plot to this film, which is no doubt a noble effort by all 5 writers listed in the credits. I mean, even a good porno needs to have a pretense in order to get to the good stuff, right? And let’s face it – this is action movie porn. Not that there’s anything wrong with that.

Check out the trailer below.