Break Ups

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We tend to look to others to stimulate us and drive happiness into our hearts. We remember that special kiss on the beach, that perfect day in the park or that last dance and hope to recapture the magic, recreate the experience again. However, perfect bliss is fleeting and the CONSTANT SEARCH for it robs us of happiness.

Living in the past or fantasizing about the future causes us to miss the most important time: the present." We imprison ourselves with hopeful longings because we want to distract ourselves from reality and the need to take personal action." It is a kind of delirious procrastination." Never has doing so little felt so good. Addiction to romance, however, is just like any other addiction, and just as dangerous. The concept of love invented by society is fiction." Plato called it a grave mental illness, and Sartre considered part of a cycle of sado-masochism. When a person cares about another person, he generally wants the other person to reciprocate, but yet any action that compels reciprocation will lead to dissatisfaction. In other words, the person who is doing the loving wants to be loved, but yet does not want to force the love and wants it to happen on its own accord. So in any given situation, the person who is doing the loving will objectify the person who is receiving it, compelling them to reciprocate (sadism). However, the person who does the compelling is not content when the love is reciprocated because he/she knows it was because of the objectification (masochism). This begins an escalating cycle of objectification generally culminating when the relationship ends. So why bother? Romantic love is an amalgamation of many types of loves: friendship, lust, respect, and nurturing amongst others. But they can all go stale. You must break up." Why?" Because it is inevitable, and you might as well control reality before it controls you." We all know that getting rejected is much more painful than rejecting someone else, so why not beat the game and always reject them first." This is particularly helpful if you are in love with the other person. It is never to early to start sabotaging a relationship." Before you can learn to say 'I love you', you must first learn to say 'I'." What you need is a completely new life, a new way of relating to others and ourselves." When you have decided to leave the proverbial we and get back to the glorious I, you will need some help breaking away. Lets face it." Hurting the other person is malicious and unnecessary." A wise person makes the other person want to break up with us. Make them think THEY are the ones breaking up with us." It helps you sleep better at night. Since Valentines Day is just around the corner, Young Hollywood has some drastic techniques to get the job done. Here is the best thing you can do to make them break up with you! 1 Become Gay (Males Only) Nothing says its time to move on more than a sudden transformation to homosexuality. Pros: Works quickly. Cons: Hard to live down when you rejoin the straight community. 2 Go into a Coma She won't take it personally if you aren't conscious." She will cling to you for a few months, but then move on." That is when you make a sudden recovery, albeit after months of physical therapy. Pros:" You get to stay the good guy.Cons: Potential for death. 3 Start Using Heroine It's a two-fold victory." You get to numb out while slowly pushing her away with substance abuse. Pros: The most euphoric way to break up Cons:" Arduous; potential for death. 4 Join Al Qaeda Who wants to date a terrorist? Pros:" International Travel. Cons:" Guanatanamo Bay 5 Time Travel You must go back to before you met her and stop the seed before it can grow. Pros:" The cleanest way to sever ties. Cons: Theoretically impossible.