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Best Movie Insults of All Time

Published on Thursday, January 27 2011
Written by Wes Ferguson

Compiled by YouTuber Harry Hanrahan, there’s the original 100 Greatest Movie Insults of All Time, and the follow up, The Other 100 Greatest Movie Insults of All Time.

Pull one of these out of your insult hat (yes, they make those) the next time somebody crosses you, and you’re almost guaranteed to have the last word. Here are a few highlights... Watch the videos (headphones up!) for more:

 

"Your mom goes to college."

- Kip, Napolean Dynamite

 

"You are a sad, strange little man, and you have my pity."

- Buzz Lightyear, Toy Story

 

"You are physically repulsive, intellectually retarded, vulgar, insensitive, selfish, stupid, you have no taste, a lousy sense of humor, and you smell."

-Cher, The Witches of Eastwick

 

"It looks to me like the best part of you ran down the crack of your momma’s a** and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress!"

- R. Lee Ermey, Full Metal Jacket

 

"There's a name for you ladies, but it isn't used in high society, outside of a kennel."

- Joan Crawford, The Women

 

"Were you always this stupid, or did you take lessons?"

- Geena Davis, The Long Kiss Goodnight

 

 

 

 

 

 


 

Wes Ferguson was a mild-mannered computer geek until a printer accident gave him superhuman powers. Now he’s on a mission to make the world a little more fabulous, one blog at a time. Follow him on Twitter @Westopher