Victoria’s biggest secret is how she’s managed to take traditionally taboo lingerie and make it sexy without being trashy.

Of course that doesn’t stop their annually televised fashion show from getting calls from the uptight brigade and indecency. Some people are just prudes.

Hey, it’s a fact of life! Everybody needs panties, let’s not be childish or embarrassed about it.

The idea behind a beautiful bra is quite simple and serves a true function. I mean you ladies certainly don’t want to go without on most days I can only imagine. Lifted and separated is far better than pendulous and droopy.

Victoria’s Secret has transformed the undergarment world into not just a wonderfully acceptable thing, but a fashion event. This year, their big show on Dec. 3 will feature a $5 million Fantasy bra studded with 3600 black diamonds, plus white diamonds and rubies.

The one-of-a-kind creation, holding over 3,900 gems in total, is modeled by delectable Brazilian Adriana Lima in the Victoria's Secret Christmas catalogue.

Lima, who will also wear the bra in a televised fashion show in December, described it as "exquisite," adding that "it really is an honor to be wearing a Victoria's Secret fantasy bra."

Heck, if someone trusted me enough to plant five dollars on my chest I’d feel honored. Five million? That’s like fantasy land.

The world’s only Fantasy bra and lingerie fashion show - catch it!

Word.
-Wes